Not Me! Monday

This is my first "NotMe! Monday" so go easy on the judging :)

Here is my delightful therapy session.

After waiting 20 minutes to check on Truett so he would be nice and asleep, I found him wide awake with the nice aroma filling the air. I changed his diaper as fast as I could. When he told me he touched his "lizard" and the evidence was then on his hands and shirt. I most definitely DID NOT change his shirt and forget to wash his hands or any other thing (ie. bed or sheets) or just make sure there was not a whole other"lizard" somewhere else, NOPE, not me!

Also, after not trying to get pregnant actually become disappointed to know that I in fact wasn't !! Who would do something like that, nope, not me, I would NEVER do that! :)

And most certainly did not get baby fever after seeing and hearing about so many friends and acquaintances that are expecting!! Not that would never be me!

So, there you have it, my first NotMe! Monday.... Hopefully, I will improve weekly and start remembering all the embarrassing things that went on that week!


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.